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DECK THE HOLIDAY'S: 02/04/11

Friday, February 4, 2011

WEIRD FEBRUARY HOLIDAYS!!!




   February's not just about Super Bowl Sunday, Valentines Day and Mardi Gras.  Nope, this month has some pretty interesting days to celebrate to say the least.
  • Serpent Day, February 1st-Go out and pet a snake or if you don't like them. Pet some snake skinned cowboy boots.
  • Purification Day, February 2nd-Go out and wash real well today!
  • Cordova Ice Worm Day, February 3rd-This day is for worms found in icebergs.  Alaska actually has an annual Ice Worm Festival that takes place on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th.
  • Create a Vacuum Day, February 4th-Go out and clean all of that pet hair and dirt out of your carpets.
  • Disaster Day, February 5th-Might be a good day to stay inside and play scrabble.
  • Lame Duck Day, February 6th-
  • Charles Dickens Day Day, February 7th-One of the best early authors of his time, he wrote "A Christmas Carol", and has had many of his books turned into movies.
  • Man Day, February 7th-
  • Fly a Kite Day, February 8th-Hope the wind is in your favor on this day.
  • Read in the bathtub Day, February 9th-Get a favorite book, a glass of your favorite drink, a nice warm bath with bubbles and some nice heavy metal music to relax to.
  • Umbrella Day, February 10th-Maybe some rain will come your way.
  • White T-Shirt Day, February 11th-Go to your dresser and pick out a fresh one to wear.
  • Don't Cry over spilled Milk Day, February 11th-Laugh at spilled milk in the face today!
  • Get a Different Name Day, February 13th-Change your name to Ochocinco...... like that's gonna happen.
  • National Condom Day, February 14th-Go out and have some safe sex with your wife or other partner.
  • Quirky Alone Day, February 14th-This is my kind of day.  We need to at least spend one day a month by ourselves doing what we want.  It helps with our sanity.
  • Ferris Wheel Day, February 14th-Go out for a spin or two or three or four or...
  • Do a Grouch a Favor Day, February 16th-Go to a retirement home and make someone happy.
  • Champion Crab Races Day, February 17th-Ready!  Set!  Run sideways!!!
  • National Battery Day, February 18th-Take your old batteries in and recycle them don't just throw them in the trash.
  • Hoodie Hoo Day, February 20th-At high noon climb up in a tree.  Stand like an owl.  And yell Hoooddie Hooo!!!
  • Lover Your Pet Day, February 20th-Who doesn't love their pets??  Maybe go to a shelter and give someone a new home.
  • Card Reading Day, February 21st-You're holding the Jack of Spades! Right?
  • Be Humble Day, February 22nd-Many a man is served this from his wife.  What's that honey?... Yes Dear!
  • National Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day, February 23rd-Go out and buy a box and share them with the neighbor dogs.  Maybe that'll keep them from barking every time you walk past their houses.
  • Pistol Patent Day, February 25th-We honor Samuel Colt on this day.
  • Tell a Fairy Tale Day, February 26th-Once upon a time.....Oh, I'll save this story for another day.
  • For Pete's Sake Day, February 26th-For Pete's Sake!  Can you please get out of the bathroom!  I've got to go bad!!!
  • Polar Bear Day, February 27th-If you have a zoo in your town, drive on over and throw them a couple fish.
  • Public Sleeping Day, February 28th-Take your sleeping bag with you to the park and find a comfortable bench on which to perch your body on.
  • Gone ta Pott Day, February 28th-Wait, I'll be right back.  I've got to use the Pot.
  • National Tooth Fairy Day, February 28th-Oh boy!  Oh boy! I could use a shiny quarter.  But do I have any extra teeth to spare!!