September 1: Chicken Boy's Day - Buy a chicken suit and wear it all day to commemorate Chicken Boy.
September 2: V-J Day - V-J...Is that like PJ day? Oh, no - I guess it stands for Victory in Japan.
September 3: National Lazy Moms Day (2010) - Are you a lazy mom? Then this day is for you!
September 4: Give the dog a break and carry in your own newspaper for once.
September 5: Be Late for Something Day - This gives you a sound excuse to be late for something.
September 6: Labor Day - Go to work and labor...oh, wait - most people have the day off from work. Never mind.
September 7: Google Day - Google yourself.
September 8: International Literacy Day - This is good news if you don't know how to read; today you will learn how.
September 9: Wonderful Weirdoes Day - For all those wonderful weirdoes out there.
September 10: Swap Ideas Day - Got an idea? Swap with someone!
September 11: Remembrance Day - Be extra careful not to forget anything.
September 12: Video Games Day - Oh, great, now the guys have an excuse to play video games all day...
September 13: International Chocolate Day - Gee, seems like there is a day dedicated to chocolate at least once a month! Must be popular.
September 14: Wild Card - Create your own holiday today.
September 15: Felt Hat Day - Buy felt in your favorite color and make yourself a funky hat to wear.
September 16: Step-Family Day - If you don't have a step-family, create one for the day.
September 17: Citizenship Day - Be a good citizen. Maybe you'll win an award.
September 18: National Respect Day - Hopefully, some of us will learn what the word means.
September 19: Talk Like a Pirate Day - Oy, matey! Yes, I'm talking to you.
September 20: National Women Road Warrior Day (2010) - If you are a woman, sign up to become a warrior.
September 21: International Day of Peace - I hope you can have a peaceful day.
September 22: Dear Diary Day - Start each sentence you say with, "Dear Diary."
September 23: Earth Overshoot Day - This means we have used up all our resources for the year; guess you'll have to do without until January 1st.
September 24: Punctuation Day - Make sure to punctuate every sentence you speak.
September 25: National One-Hit Wonder Day - To take the words right out of Holidaypedia's mouth, "Give a little boogie love to all those artists who hit it big once and then faded into oblivion."
September 26: Johnny Appleseed Day - Plant an apple tree in honor of Johnny Appleseed.
September 27: Ancestor Appreciation Day - Make a family tree and list all your ancestors up until 20 generations ago. You thought it was gonna be easy, didn't you?
September 28: World Maritime Day - Research and write a paper on the importance of shipping safety, maritime security and the marine environment for World Maritime Day.
September 29: National Attend Your Grandchild's Birth Day - Since we all have grandchildren being born today.
September 30: Shemini Atzeret Day - Tell me what Shemini Atzeret Day is. In just one word.