August 2: Make Your Own Holiday - This one's obvious...
August 3: Watermelon Day - Try different recipes using watermelon. Eat watermelon at every meal. Don't just eat it - drink it!
August 4: National Chocolate Chip Day - You can't go wrong with chocolate chips. If you don't have time to bake cookies, they aren't bad alone!
August 5: International Beer Day - This should be a fun day for some of you.
August 6: National Fresh Breath (Halitosis) Day - Offer everyone you meet a stick of gum.
August 7: Lighthouse Day - I'm not really sure how one can celebrate Lighthouse Day.
August 8: Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day - Do that.
August 9: Veep Day - All I know is it has something to do with the Presidency...
August 10: S'mores Day - Is your mouth watering yet?
August 11: President's Joke Day (2010) - Crack a Presidential joke (in private if it may be offensive!).
August 12: Sewing Machine Day - Buy a sewing machine and learn how to use it. Use your newfound talent to make yourself a new wardrobe.
August 13: International Left Hander's Day - Honor all left handers by doing everything with your left hand today. Lefties, switch it up by using your right.
August 14: National Garage Sale Day - Hit all the local sales bright and early (before all the good stuff is gone).
August 15: National Relaxation Day - Hey, I knew you'd like this one!
August 16: Joe Miller's Joke Day - Crack some jokes.
August 17: Meaning of "Is" Day - What does "is" mean to you?
August 18: Bad Poetry Day - Hey, not all poetry has to be good. Write your very worst poem today.
August 19: "Black Cow" Root Beer Float Day - Not any old root beer float will do; it has to be "Black Cow".
August 20: Virtual World's Day - All reality aside, get lost in the virtual world for the day.
August 21: National Homeless Animals Day (2010) - There are tens of thousands of homeless animals in the world. What can you do to help?
August 22: Be an Angel Day - Or at least pretend.
August 23: Day for the Remembrance of Slave Trade and Its Abolition - Ahem--I said its abolition, not its existence.
August 24: National Waffle Day - Frozen waffles count.
August 25: Kiss and Make Up Day - In a tiff? Kiss and make up (at least for the day).
August 26: National Dog Day - What can you do on National Dog Day? Give your dog a bone.
August 27: Global Forgiveness Day - Have no worries. Forgive the globe....
August 28: Race Your Mouse around the Icons Day - Oh, boy! This one sounds like fun. And I can't forget; today is also 'Crackers over the Keyboard Day'.
August 29: National Sarcoidosis Day - Don't even ask what sarcoidosis is....
August 30: National Toasted Marshmallow Day - No, they can't be raw. You have to eat them toasted.
August 31: Love Litigating Lawyers Day - You gotta love 'em. You gotta.