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WHAT IF YOU'RE ATTACKED BY A MONSTER? WHAT WOULD YOU DO? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Being that Halloween is just around the corner.  I felt it my job to give out some helpful hints in case we get overrun with monsters.  It probably should be noted that I am not a monster expert (though I did play one on t.v.), nor have I ever had any run-ins with one (lately!).  Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 15 years of Kung Fu lessons, and suddenly my credibility may come into question.
   Van Helsing, I am not (even though I have watched it a handful of times), but I have watched quite a few horror movies over the years.  I have also had countless dreams in which I battled some sort of monster into submission.  Lastly, you would not believe how frequently I stage monster vs. monster battles in my head during my lunch time (what else am I supposed to do during lunch? eat?).
   Remember, in no way am I implying that these ideas will work or save your life.  Rather, I think they will make the last few moments of your life more enjoyable.  So, in the event of any …