Saturday, July 24, 2010


  1. For a late night snack you have a craving for brain pudding instead of ice cream and pickles.(still might be all if you're a pregnant zombie)
  2. You start grunting a lot and pointing instead of speaking words. (more than just being in the bathroom)
  3. You drag your feet a lot while walking.
  4. Hygiene and using the bathroom are a thing of the past.
  5. You turn gray and green, your hair falls out occasionally, your teeth rot, and you become boney BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!
  6. You tend to sleep walk a lot with your eyes open.
  7. Hang out at the mall  to be with your dead friends. (I might be thinking of teenagers)
  8. Sometimes find a gutter to sleep in. ( more comfortable because you really don't care, BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!)
  9. Lose different body parts over time. ( ears, eyes, fingers, toes, hair, etc....)
  10. Often find yourself rummaging through the trash at the county dump. (almost like dumpster diving, except on a bigger scale!)
  11. The last time you changed clothes was 3 or 4 weeks ago.(imagine wearing the same underwear for that long period of time, oops I could be wrong.  Athletes do that if they're on a hitting or winning streak, don't want to mess with MOJO!!)