YOU KNOW YOU'RE A ZOMBIE IF???

For a late night snack you have a craving for brain pudding instead of ice cream and pickles.(still might be all if you're a pregnant zombie)
You start grunting a lot and pointing instead of speaking words. (more than just being in the bathroom)
You drag your feet a lot while walking.
Hygiene and using the bathroom are a thing of the past.
You turn gray and green, your hair falls out occasionally, your teeth rot, and you become boney BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!
You tend to sleep walk a lot with your eyes open.
Hang out at the mall to be with your dead friends. (I might be thinking of teenagers)
Sometimes find a gutter to sleep in. ( more comfortable because you really don't care, BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!)
Lose different body parts over time. ( ears, eyes, fingers, toes, hair, etc....)
Often find yourself rummaging through the trash at the county dump. (almost like dumpster diving, except on a bigger scale!)
The last time you changed clothes was 3 or 4 weeks ago.(imagine wearing the same underwear for that long period of time, oops I could be wrong. Athletes do that if they're on a hitting or winning streak, don't want to mess with MOJO!!)

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