When you think of July holidays, Independence Day is probably the first that comes to mind. There are a lot of holidays in July; here is a list of observances to celebrate each day this month - and, of course, ideas for celebrating them.
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July 1: Zip Code Day - Honor this holiday by memorizing the zip codes for all the neighboring cities.
July 2: I Forgot Day - Today you don't need an excuse; just say, "Sorry - I forgot."
July 3: Compliment Your Mirror Day - Take a good look in the mirror and compliment the person you see on the other side.
July 4: Independence from Meat Day - No, it's not just Independence Day on the 4th of July; it's also Independence from Meat Day!
July 6: Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day - I wonder who made up this holiday...?
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July 7: Chocolate Day - Finally, it's here! You can eat all the chocolate you want - for the whole day - without the guilt.
July 8: SCUD Day (Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama) - Sounds like a scuddy holiday.
July 9: Martyrdom of the Bab - I was curious who the Bab was, so I looked it up. No wonder I didn't know what it was; Martyrdom of the Bab is a Baha'i holiday. Silly me.
July 10: Don't Step on a Bee Day - Every day should be don't step on a bee day. I've done it. It hurts.
July 11: World Population Day - You make up less than a billionth of the world population. Don't you feel special?
July 12: International Town Criers Day - I bet you didn't know the town crier had a day of his own, did you?
July 13: Embrace Your Geekness Day - Come on, we all have an inner geekness. Embrace it!
July 15: Gummi Worm Day - Mmm...another excuse to celebrate sugar!
July 16: Hot Dog Night - How will you celebrate Hot Dog Night 2010?
July 17: Yellow Pig Day - If you can't find a yellow pig, just paint one yellow. I'm sure no one will notice.
July 18: National Ice Cream Day - Have it any way you want.
July 19: National Get Out of the Dog House Day - What were you doing in there, anyway?
July 20: National Lollipop Day - Jeez, whoever makes up the national holidays sure likes his or her sugar! I won't complain, though.
July 21: Legal Drinking Age Day - Hmm, I wonder what you're going to do on Legal Drinking Age Day?
July 22: Rat-catchers Day - What would we do without them??
July 23: Gorgeous Grandma Day - To celebrate all you hot grandmas out there!
July 24: Tell an Old Joke Day - Tell everyone you see the oldest, moldiest joke you've got.
July 25: Thread the Needle Day - Apparently this is a game, but I've never played it.
July 26: One Voice - You've only got one voice, so be sure to use it.
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July 27: Take Your Houseplant for a Walk Day - What?? You've never taken your houseplant for a walk? No wonder it's getting so big.
July 28: National Milk Chocolate Day - Wow, are there really two days in a month dedicated to chocolate?!
July 29: Rain Day - I wonder if it always rains on July 29th...
July 30: Cheesecake Day - This is my favorite, so make sure you don't forget to celebrate Cheesecake Day.
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