February's not just about Super Bowl Sunday, Valentines Day and Mardi Gras. Nope, this month has some pretty interesting days to celebrate to say the least.
- Serpent Day, February 1st-Go out and pet a snake or if you don't like them. Pet some snake skinned cowboy boots.
- Purification Day, February 2nd-Go out and wash real well today!
- Cordova Ice Worm Day, February 3rd-This day is for worms found in icebergs. Alaska actually has an annual Ice Worm Festival that takes place on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th.
- Create a Vacuum Day, February 4th-Go out and clean all of that pet hair and dirt out of your carpets.
- Disaster Day, February 5th-Might be a good day to stay inside and play scrabble.
- Lame Duck Day, February 6th-
- Charles Dickens Day Day, February 7th-One of the best early authors of his time, he wrote "A Christmas Carol", and has had many of his books turned into movies.
- Man Day, February 7th-
- Fly a Kite Day, February 8th-Hope the wind is in your favor on this day.
- Read in the bathtub Day, February 9th-Get a favorite book, a glass of your favorite drink, a nice warm bath with bubbles and some nice heavy metal music to relax to.
- Umbrella Day, February 10th-Maybe some rain will come your way.
- White T-Shirt Day, February 11th-Go to your dresser and pick out a fresh one to wear.
- Don't Cry over spilled Milk Day, February 11th-Laugh at spilled milk in the face today!
- Get a Different Name Day, February 13th-Change your name to Ochocinco...... like that's gonna happen.
- National Condom Day, February 14th-Go out and have some safe sex with your wife or other partner.
- Quirky Alone Day, February 14th-This is my kind of day. We need to at least spend one day a month by ourselves doing what we want. It helps with our sanity.
- Ferris Wheel Day, February 14th-Go out for a spin or two or three or four or...
- Do a Grouch a Favor Day, February 16th-Go to a retirement home and make someone happy.
- Champion Crab Races Day, February 17th-Ready! Set! Run sideways!!!
- National Battery Day, February 18th-Take your old batteries in and recycle them don't just throw them in the trash.
- Hoodie Hoo Day, February 20th-At high noon climb up in a tree. Stand like an owl. And yell Hoooddie Hooo!!!
- Love Your Pet Day, February 20th-Who doesn't love their pets?? Maybe go to a shelter and give someone a new home.
- Card Reading Day, February 21st-You're holding the Jack of Spades! Right?
- Be Humble Day, February 22nd-Many a man is served this from his wife. What's that honey?... Yes Dear!
- National Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day, February 23rd-Go out and buy a box and share them with the neighbor dogs. Maybe that'll keep them from barking every time you walk past their houses.
- Pistol Patent Day, February 25th-We honor Samuel Colt on this day.
- Tell a Fairy Tale Day, February 26th-Once upon a time.....Oh, I'll save this story for another day.
- For Pete's Sake Day, February 26th-For Pete's Sake! Can you please get out of the bathroom! I've got to go bad!!!
- Polar Bear Day, February 27th-If you have a zoo in your town, drive on over and throw them a couple fish.
- Public Sleeping Day, February 28th-Take your sleeping bag with you to the park and find a comfortable bench on which to perch your body on.
- Gone ta Pott Day, February 28th-Wait, I'll be right back. I've got to use the Pot.
- National Tooth Fairy Day, February 28th-Oh boy! Oh boy! I could use a shiny quarter. But do I have any extra teeth to spare!!
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